Shit My Boss Yells

Nov 26 '10
“The Eskimos had it figured out! When their grandparents were dying, they just left them out in the ice!”
— Jabba, on compassion.

Jun 4 '10
“I spent all this time in the hall with these blubbering fools sobbing over how much their lives suck or how I yell at them too much, but no amount of pizza makes someone not stupid.”
— Jabba, talking about past employees

May 20 '10
“You better do that right or I’ll rip you!”
— Jabba, turning a new phrase?

May 20 '10
“It’s always a hard choice whether to wallow in mire or have sex.”
— Jabba, to herself.

May 12 '10
  • One of my coworkers has to move out of her house because her grandmother, who owns it, has to sell it. My coworker is okay with this. But Jabba says to her:
  • "I guess it sucks when it's your grandma's priority to screw you over!"

May 12 '10
“Gotta drain the beaver!”
— Jabba, when she has to go to the bathroom.

May 7 '10
“That lady didn’t pay us for the last month and a half because she said her best friend had a brain tumor. Seriously, that’s one of the worst excuses I’ve ever heard! But at least she can’t use it again, because he’s dead.”

Apr 13 '10
“If you guys thought I was just back there having a good time eating snacks and watching TV, I was actually busy spilling Diet Coke in my crotch!”
— Jabba

Apr 2 '10
“I didn’t realize you didn’t have any part of your brain dedicated to memory!”

Mar 31 '10
“Nobody asked me today why I’m covered with band-aids and smell like vinegar!”